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vicemag: Andrew Dice Clay and His Spectacular Wrongness If the name Andrew Dice Clay has any significance to you, it is, inevitably, as the blockheaded, spectacularlyleathered obscenity-dispenser who once looked like some combination of Mad Max and Liberace, who now looks like the guy who lives downstairs from your grandmother and can get you a great deal on calling cards. The perfect avatar for all that slimy, bicep-smooching late-80s male machismo, slicking his hair back in every reflective surface, winking at girls in skirts and when the girls snort in disgust he holds up his arms with a “WHATS-A-MATTA-HONEY?” and then tugs on his crotch and lights another cigarette. The definitive representation of the swaggering, filthy, bombastic “I’M HERE, WATCH WHERE YOU’RE WALKING” New York City, a place memorialized in heavy-handed Spike Lee montages, scored to car horns and relentless come ons, all intolerance and impatience and flamboyance, every accent like bad parody. Andrew Dice Clay is that man. He is so that man. He is throwing you against a motel minifridge and he is chewing the button off of your jeans. He is shouting in your ear as you place his takeout order, and he is telling you to make sure they don’t forget his extra fucking ketchup, sweetheart. But he is also something else. In a sense, Andrew Dice Clay is the greatest comedian you’ve never heard of. Continue
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domeafavorand-die: awmygosh: Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
The #Geet is always above you.
#Geet and Cheese, ready to party.
oldtimefamilybaseball: In some cultures he’s called “The Ascended.” In others “Stork God.” In America, we just call him, “Don Kelly: American Hero and Total Badass.”   Watch the MLB highlight below where, with shades atop his head and socks pulled up high, Kelly leaps into the stratosphere, dangerous lack of oxygen be damned, and brings back a JP Arencibia home run that would otherwise land atop Mount Olympus.  Your browser does not support iframes.
scrotumcoat: OPENING DAY BITCHES!! Baseball you guys
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